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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 07:31

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

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From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Why are white women so overly emotional?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?